Tfw you’ve never been able to cross your arms because you’d have to cross them over or under a chest that would draw (more) attention to a part of you that wasn’t you.
Tfw your drain handbaggy thingies look like braces, that you’ve never been able to wear, because see above.
Tfw you finally look as good as Jonny Depp in a white vest (or a damn sight closer than you used to).
Tfw you see yourself in a mirror and you can meet your own eyes and actually look. And see. And be.
5 Days after top surgery.